1. Wow. There really are islands that cost less than college tuition. 
    What the fuck?

  2. disheartens:

    I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

    (via dontworrybehorny)

  3. Oh. You and your girlfriend only drink black coffee?
    You’re so fresh. Please enlighten me with how fresh you are.

  4. peble:

    did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

    (via bajillionlittlepieces)

  5. urbanclictionary:

    how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

    (via pizza)

  6. elusivemulatto:

    tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior

    (via moriarty)

  7. merylstreepismymom:

    "what does your tattoo mean?"

    It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

    (via pizza)

  8. The dumbest thing about philosophy is that by simply constructing an argument as to why I don’t like philosophy- is me practicing philosophy.

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